Friday, November 13, 2009

miscommunication


"Yep. Been clean for months. Healthy body, happy body, right?"

"That's great, Pete. It must be really nice to experience the world sober again, huh?"

"Oh, no. You thought I meant 'clean' of drugs, didn't you? No, no, no. I'm high as a fucking kite. I snorted, like, half a pound of coke just before this. I don't even know how I'm standing up right now. I meant STDs. Once I stopped glory holing on the weekends, that bloody discharge from my eyes cleared right up."

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