worst rpg enemy ever

Name: Sean
Job Class: Interweb Bard
HP: 26
Attack: 3
Counter-Attack: 9
Magic: 0
Defense: 4
Intelligence: 9
Speed: 2
Luck: 1
Paranoia: 7
Personal Hygiene: 6 (surprisingly)

Game Notes: Seans are highly depressing and aggravating creatures, shouting conspiracy theories and obscenities from the darkest corners of the Interweb. They style themselves avant-garde comedians but, in fact, they're pretty damn lame. If you see one, shoot for the head - their counter-attack, Gratuitous Insult, is just about as bad as it sounds.