"Yep. Been clean for months. Healthy body, happy body, right?"
"That's great, Pete. It must be really nice to experience the world sober again, huh?"
"Oh, no. You thought I meant 'clean' of drugs, didn't you? No, no, no. I'm high as a fucking kite. I snorted, like, half a pound of coke just before this. I don't even know how I'm standing up right now. I meant STDs. Once I stopped glory holing on the weekends, that bloody discharge from my eyes cleared right up."
