campaign promise: broken

Goddammit. It's another fucking Land Dreugh. I should have voted for McCain. This is what I get for trying to prove I'm not racist.

plans: ruined

"My word! Someone used black magic to transmogrify Wendell into a living snowman and then locked him in the ice chest. And... Goddammit! Somebody ate all the frozen burritos. Fuck! I had lunch all planned out..."