I love Spider-Man - I really do - but this was a damn mistake. If Superman pushes you into a dick-measuring contest, you let him win. Size doesn't matter: he'll turn your face into cranberry sauce.
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As poised as Spidey is to strike, this is STILL a losing battle. For one, he's definitely going to break his fist on Superman's expertly chiseled jaw. Once the fight of the gay red and blue costume ends, I bet Superman's gonna go have a three-way with Mary Jane Watson AND Gwen Stacy. Do you have any idea what a Cleveland Steamer from the Man of Steel is like? Let's hope you never find out.
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