Well, well, well. Looks like Santa's got himself a stiffy.
No. That was wrong. I take that last comment back: We all have a major stiffy. Santa is simply the least comfortable with rocking it.
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Even Santa has a limit. Jazz-ercizing with his army of clones and dopple-gangers, jolly old Saint Nick ain’t the man he used to be. There’s only so much Viagra and Extenze one man can take. Even if that man is Chris mother-f*cking Kringle. Not to mention the new Mrs. Claus used to be a Dallas cheerleader and is obviously hotter than the previous Mrs. Clause (version 112.48 model 68).
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