christmas is awesome

Well, well, well. Looks like Santa's got himself a stiffy.

No. That was wrong. I take that last comment back: We all have a major stiffy. Santa is simply the least comfortable with rocking it.

must get hot in there

I think we all have a little bit of this guy inside of us: ready to flick anybody off at a moment's notice, smoking cheap cigarettes like they're going out of style, rocking a super-assholish goatee/bandanna combo. Even Big Bird. The only difference between Big Bird's guy and ours is that Big Bird's guy has found a way to communicate all of his thoughts and feelings precisely and concisely using only the most common twelve words that a porn star exclaims during a scene of climax.