"Allen! You have to try this!"
"I don't 'have' to do anything, woman."
"Silly, just try some."
"I don't go around sticking strange shit in my mouth because people tell me to, Jane. What the hell is it?"
"Well, it's supposed to be a surprise, but here's a hint: I used water and had to put it in the oven."
"Seriously? That's your fucking hint? You just literally described any dish ever created."
"That's my hint and I'm sticking to it!"
"I swear to God, it takes all my damn willpower not to beat you stupid."
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