"Hey, Jimmy, look at me: I'm Mommy on the bath scale. 'Oh, no, I've put on a thousand pounds! I'm bigger than a beached whale! I hope the Japs don't harpoon me in the neck when they see all this blubber!'"
"Lolz. Fran, you're fuckin' hilarious. I can't even fondle myself correctly, you've got me laughing so hard!"
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