Tuesday, October 27, 2009

he has vision like a very old, very sickly hawk


We're coming for you, Osama. Oh, and our gigantic corrective lenses are coming, too.

1 comment:

  1. This is Private Melvin Hauss. Outstanding PT scores, and a slightly above average intelligence makes him an outstadning candidate for the 33rd Airborne. His only flaw is his attachment to those damn glasses. You see he really doesn't need them, they're actually prescription and severely hinder Pvt. Hauss's sight. However, they were his father's glasses. His father Sherman Hauss, worked in the same lab as Rick Moranis when he shrunk the kids the first time. The young man just refuses to take them off.

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