This is Private Melvin Hauss. Outstanding PT scores, and a slightly above average intelligence makes him an outstadning candidate for the 33rd Airborne. His only flaw is his attachment to those damn glasses. You see he really doesn't need them, they're actually prescription and severely hinder Pvt. Hauss's sight. However, they were his father's glasses. His father Sherman Hauss, worked in the same lab as Rick Moranis when he shrunk the kids the first time. The young man just refuses to take them off.
This is Private Melvin Hauss. Outstanding PT scores, and a slightly above average intelligence makes him an outstadning candidate for the 33rd Airborne. His only flaw is his attachment to those damn glasses. You see he really doesn't need them, they're actually prescription and severely hinder Pvt. Hauss's sight. However, they were his father's glasses. His father Sherman Hauss, worked in the same lab as Rick Moranis when he shrunk the kids the first time. The young man just refuses to take them off.
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