If all you see is the 1969 American moon landing, then you can breathe easy. You're sane and sober. Now, if you see an ancient Chinese dragon munching up a couple of leprechauns from the backseat of a hippie van, then you're likely on some kind of hallucinogenic drug. Maybe LSD, maybe Ecstasy. Who knows? Might even be a concussion or something. Now - and here's the big one, listen close - if you only see the lunar landing and the hippie van, then you're in trouble. See, that means you're a child molester. Sorry. You're going to prison.
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