professor super-nazi, md

Meh, good enough for me. If Oprah can take over the world with a talk show, frumpy clothes and the physique of a pregnant manatee, then anything is theoretically possible.

worst ridley scott homage ever

The phone number for the National Resource Center for Child Protective Services is 505-345-2444. If you see a parent annoying the hell out of their infant with some stupid shit like this, please call. That facehuggered baby deserves better.

portrait of a muppet

Oh, Animal. So misunderstood. You'll never live down eating those two puppies after that drum solo. People simply don't forget ridiculous shit like that.

h1n1

Shit, yo. You just got swine flu.