pay dirt

Marketing at its finest. Have some old, white bastard stand next to your product and slap it on a poster. Voila! $600 million instantly appears in the bank accounts of everyone involved. They really should do this much more. I'm envisioning a blockbuster Bob Dole/Bowflex collaboration.

wow

This guy got fired for having tiny, girl feet. Corporate America doesn't respect blacks, women, gays or men who shop for their shoes at the Build-A-Bear Workshop. It ain't fair, but nobody ever said life had to be. It also didn't help that he embezzled $2.6 million and had rough sex with a non-consenting parrot.