Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts

Monday, September 28, 2009

wow


This guy got fired for having tiny, girl feet. Corporate America doesn't respect blacks, women, gays or men who shop for their shoes at the Build-A-Bear Workshop. It ain't fair, but nobody ever said life had to be. It also didn't help that he embezzled $2.6 million and had rough sex with a non-consenting parrot.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

for shame


I appreciate the need for hot female ninjas. I really do. They fill the obvious gap between porn and over the top action - mainstays of the male community. In that way, hot female ninjas are a lot like glue. Gooey, sexy, horse glue. But this hot female ninja? She's lost her way. Notice the high heels, the wrist watch and the katana strapped sloppily to her sexy waist via a bright yellow spandex belt. Come on, lady: Being awesomely hot and fashionable should never usurp your need for stealth. Your Ninja Card has been officially revoked.