granny ops

Statistically, you're more likely to die at the hands of an angry octogenarian driver than in a plane crash. Trust me: I'm an Internet personality.

i found it on the internet, so it must be both real and utterly compelling

Right: because I'm such a raging moron, I needed you to spell that out for me. The fact that "USAF" and a giant Air Force symbol is plastered on a flying saucer that looks about as natural here as a perm wasn't enough to let my puny collection of brain cells know how unbelievably tweaked this pile of crap picture is.