Showing posts with label damn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label damn. Show all posts

Saturday, March 27, 2010

mistakes


Is it? Is it really a trap? Check again, fish-man: It's the biggest non-trap ever. In fact, it's a room with no walls and a wide open ceiling.

Damn. You've wasted your whole life, bro.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

nightstalker


"Damn. The serum didn't work."

- Barack Obama, waking up in an isolated, Interstate diner after another frightful night of feasting on the bones of children and elderly women against his very will

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

cold-blooded


"Yes, yes. Hug me as if I am the most gentle soul in all of the Sesame Street. Little do you know that your time is short, Menounos. Your skull and entrails will soon adorn the branches of my massive bird nest. Then, all of the Sesame Street will know that I am the greatest hunter who has ever stalked these gravelly paths."

"You know I can hear you, right? You're talking out loud. Also, when you whisper, it tends to come out like a quiet scream."

"Damn you, Menounos. Damn you and your gorgeous smile! I've been foiled again!"