i'll be most impressed if he flushes and washes up afterwards

That restroom floor is so fucking dirty. I hope somebody got fired over this picture.

unquestionably monster-like

This Spectacled Bear just ate your perky, young wife and beautiful newborn baby at a church picnic. What are you going to do about it? Yeah. That's right: Nothing. Whatever the hairless bear wants, the hairless bear gets. Standing in her way is a joke; the punchline is you getting swiftly decapitated and your chest torn into soggy confetti.

the reds got a new toy

If Moscow had this 40 years ago, those dirty Communist assfucks would have had us by the balls and squeezed. We would've had to develop some kind of fission-powered beaver or half alligator, half circular saw monstrosity just to keep the playing field near level.

arctic thunder

I appreciate that before the bear decided to maul this person's foot, it kindly removed their Croc. Also of interest is that the owner's name seems to have been scrawled on the top of the shoe. It's possible that the sock and toes weren't the bear's primary target - it was simply attacking before making a getaway with the footwear. The former Croc owner was just trying to mark his property in anticipation of the crime.