Showing posts with label pokemon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pokemon. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

go! jigga man!


Well, if this blatantly altered image is taken at face value, then Jay-Z and I are friends. See, while I can't get a good look at the other two cards, the top one has Metagross on it. Metagross is super awesome at everything (except battling ground- and fire-types - then the thing just sucks ass) and so is one of my favorite Pokemon. And, of course, if two people like the same Pokemon - even if one of those people is arguably the most famous rapper on the planet - then they are automatically best friends forever. Duh.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

seriously, i had a dream about making this exact thing


Damn you, little girl! You stole my idea! Curse you, your unborn children and every future Pokemon adventure that you embark upon!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

go, incognizant abstinence! i choose you!


Fascinating. Virginity Eternal encased in the confines of a road vehicle.