seriously, i had a dream about making this exact thing

Damn you, little girl! You stole my idea! Curse you, your unborn children and every future Pokemon adventure that you embark upon!

nightstalker

"Damn. The serum didn't work."

- Barack Obama, waking up in an isolated, Interstate diner after another frightful night of feasting on the bones of children and elderly women against his very will

such a disappointment

"Alright, my brothers and sisters. One more time: The Black Panthers are about self-defense and empowerment. Nobody's expecting you to go around blastin' on white people at random. That's insane. That's not what being a Black Panther is all about. At the same time, however, we do have a badass image to uphold. No doubt. Despite that, last week, I found Mike over here playing Frisbee with some little blond children at the park. Blond children! At the park!"

"I'm sorry, Kathleen. I just... I don't know. Frisbee makes me do crazy things."