"So, I've been using Prolixus recently."
"Oh, yeah. That seems relevant."
"It definitely seems longer. I mean, I used to have trouble pulling it through my zipper at urinals. Now, I'm like a mutant snake."
"I really hope we don't get ambushed while you're talking up Prolixus."
"Thing is, I swear it's getting thinner. Looks like a damn No. 2 pencil when I get out of the shower."
"Remind me to delete you from my 'Friends' listing."
