Showing posts with label grand theft auto. Show all posts
Showing posts with label grand theft auto. Show all posts

Monday, November 23, 2009

as a general warning


Indicating a high volume planes-bouncing-off-of-the-roofs-of-cars area.

Friday, October 2, 2009

what i learned from grand theft auto: san andreas


"I'm tellin' you, motherfucker: Time travel is real! All you gotta do is to turn an Einstein-Rosen bridge back in on itself. By manipulating wormholes, free temporal movement is possible."

"Man, shut the fuck up. The raw power necessary to do that bullshit would be near-infinite. Any punk-ass mark knows that time travel is only viable by exploiting Einstein's special theory of relativity and traveling at near-light speeds in a space craft. Even then, time only flows forward. Can't go back, nigga."

"Both ya'll, shut up! I'm tired of this bickerin'. Damn! Neither of ya'll dumbasses are taking string theory into account. Do that and then we can talk."