jawsome

Here, we see the protagonists of the classic Saturday morning children's cartoon, Street Sharks. Needless to say, Ripster, Jab, Streex, and Big Slammu seem rather bothered by their newly acquired physical appearances in this screen capture. I guess transforming into freakishly proportioned, anthropomorphic fish isn't to their liking. I would argue, though, that the badass musclage they're now rocking makes up for how they are, overall, super fucking ugly. I'd kill for those arms.

...and then, a moment later, an asteroid slammed down and killed everything

Pure awesome. But, what I like even more than Jesus cradling the baby Velociraptor with the crazy eyes, is that kickass Pterodactyl totally soaring around that erupting volcano in the background. So badass. And so logical.

put your talents to use, they said

This is representative of why Incubus rocks so hard. Some people would have started a fan website or followed the band's concert route around the country in a beat up hippie van. Those people are the antithesis of hardcore. I chose an indecipherable spreadsheet. Spreadsheets are six parts hardcore and three parts badass.

the most powerful unicorn of all time and space

This unicorn is a total badass. An absolute master of his destiny. This fight right here? He most likely started it, despite all of the opposition. This unicorn has confidence in spades (and is probably rocking a giant wang to back it up). Just look at the way he totally speared that dog with his horn. Classic. And look at all these fairies trying to stop his rampage with their puny weapons. He's going to slaughter nearly everyone and eat their brains with Melba toast. Thankfully, this mighty equine beast allowed someone to live and paint the tale. Now humanity knows not to fuck with magical horses.