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I totally understand wanting to ride a unicorn. They're beautiful and super powerful. Riding a unicorn is probably a lot like making babies with Jessica Alba while flying an F-16 over Iraq. What I can't figure out with the image above is how the old lady got her power chair up onto the horse's back. I mean, power chairs weigh like 178,000 lbs.; you'd need, like, three guys and a forklift, at least. And why would she do it, anyway? Is she planning on making a ton of spur of the moment trips between the mane and the tail? Craziness.
This unicorn is a total badass. An absolute master of his destiny. This fight right here? He most likely started it, despite all of the opposition. This unicorn has confidence in spades (and is probably rocking a giant wang to back it up). Just look at the way he totally speared that dog with his horn. Classic. And look at all these fairies trying to stop his rampage with their puny weapons. He's going to slaughter nearly everyone and eat their brains with Melba toast. Thankfully, this mighty equine beast allowed someone to live and paint the tale. Now humanity knows not to fuck with magical horses.
