the glow indicates that he's using bible magic

Show off.

jesus christ

Oh, wow. Believe me, I'd love to whip out one of the thousands of cutting remarks that I keep in reserve for situations exactly like this one, but I have a pretty strict policy against verbally assaulting the handicapped. And this lady's got all kinds of fucked up handicaps.

...and then, a moment later, an asteroid slammed down and killed everything

Pure awesome. But, what I like even more than Jesus cradling the baby Velociraptor with the crazy eyes, is that kickass Pterodactyl totally soaring around that erupting volcano in the background. So badass. And so logical.

the holiest of potheads

So, uh, yeah. Black Jesus. Similar to Regular Jewish Jesus except... Well, you know. The tan. Plus, he's probably got some prison tats and a kickass Jamaican accent to go with those dreads.