Unlikely. When ninjas strike, they kill all of the weak. If you're asking passersby for money to buy "karate lessons" (which, by the way, would be worthless because ninja ninjutsu beats all other forms of martial arts - especially karate), then you clearly should not have survived. Of course, now that you've gone and used ninjas for personal gain, they really are going to kill you and your family. I'd like to believe that at least you lived your life to the fullest, but, then again, you are holding a sign up on a sidewalk, asking for handouts.
