'weird tales of the future' indeed

"Crap, guys. This porthole's no good either. Just another half-naked female human. Maybe she can help us, though. Tell me, lady: Which part of the ship has the chicken fingers. You know, fried, boneless chicken, usually breaded, sometimes with, like, a Cajun or lemon pepper seasoning. We heard there were tons of chicken fingers on this barge, so we rushed right over. We horrible space monsters are really big on toting ray-guns and stealing super-unhealthy food from people."

cop that shit

This kid must be tweaked out on meth or something. Nobody in the history of ramen noodles has ever been this excited about them. Especially not the chicken flavor. If I was in a plane crash and stranded on a deserted island for a week before finding an electric generator, a microwave, three bottles of fresh water and a box of ramen, I'd probably still have a healthy level of disinterest. Especially if the box was all chicken flavor.